THE WORMHOLE POLICE TOP TEN MOST WANTED
Week ending 06-16 YC 125
The Wormhole Police hereby makes public our current Most Wanted list of dirtbag criminals under Interstellar Universal Statute Law Freedom of Information Act (IUS Lex Title 5A, Chapter 551).
Have you noticed anything suspicious? Do you have reason to believe anyone might be committing crimes? Has anyone caused you any harm or grievance? Someone smelling of dirtbag? Is there anyone around you whose face you don’t like? Is your name Karen? Visit our Karen Complaint Desk during its opening hours and submit your own report!