The Wormhole Police is looking for new recruits! Help us enforce the law in wormhole space by applying to become our newest WHPD deputy, or make New Eden safer by ensuring only valid permit holders can mine rocks by applying for a position at the HSPD. Of course, we could always use more charity workers for the Blood Raider’s Children’s Charity!
Previously the only requirements for applying were a weak pulse and a 3d grade education. However, in an effort to make the WHPD more inclusive then ever we have decided we will no longer be discriminating against the illiterate and weak-minded. Therefore, no education is required! Besides, look at some of our officers, like Apollo Okaski, we’re not even sure he’s really human, three fedo’s in a trench coat could do what he does!
Have you always wanted the prestige of an official WHPD badge? Has it always been your dream to patrol the mean streets of wormhole space along the likes of Vinnegar Douche and Deltacharlie? Just looking for an excuse to shoot people? We don’t really care, apply today!
Just head over to a recruitment office near you and ask for Vinnegar Douche. If you’d like to read a little more about us, visit whpd.space.