The Wormhole Police had a pretty great week, full of explosions, action, cool one-liners and hot corpses! (well.. frozen but still). In total we added 92 kills, good for 2 pages to our zkill, mostly green except for Vinne due to his TriggerTreat fleet! In total almost 12 billion ISK was violently taken off the streets by our officers, while due to Vinne’s antics a small amount of losses were sustained adding up to rougly 500 million. A pretty good ratio!
The week started out strong when one of our top pilots Deltacharlie took out an obelisk with a killright to its name! You’ll notice our officer received top damage even though BLACKFLAG wanted a piece of it. A fitting reward for taking the opportunity without hesitation and for his quick wit.
A repeat offender this week was the Megaflex horde corporation, first they lost their Megathron and Moa, and later this week a small mining fleet was wiped out over the course of several hours, although a confidential informant had to be honorably sacrificed.
Another honorable mention: our officers Popped a POS. No-one likes to do it, but someone has to.
And then to the real deal: MEME-fleet! First we had some early-bird action with a 2bil(!) Stratios plus 1b pod! Now that’s a good start! Our MVP Dark hay had his eye already on it before the start of meme-fleet but decided to wait and let our sunday-ridealongs get in on it. How nice!
Next up was a dirtbag magnate that decided rather than comply with our demands, he should go down with the ship like a proper spaceship captain. Fair enough! Down he went.
Some time later we found an unattended MTU sitting in space. now we were really, really hoping it was bait. Lucky for us it was! A Lachesis and Sabre responded and instead of an easy kill found themselves surrounded by a swarm of angry frigates. Fortunately, the offending pilot saw the error of their ways and rumor has it they’ll be performing community service alongside us next week.
All good things come to an end, but we managed to end the week with a bang. While we went a little over time with this one, we unanimously agreed it was worth it. Our scout found a Tengu sitting at 0 on a wormhole, and none other than Chief Vinne performed a beautiful boosh, and he was done soon after.
All in all memefleet hauled in about 4.5 billion ISK resulting in a pretty good payout!
Would you like to participate in meme-fleet yourself? You can! Just head over to https://blotter.whpd.space/whpd-recruitment-office/
and fill in the form! See you on sunday! If you would like to know more about us first, visit https://whpd.space/